Shampoo

While I was in Safeway , the local grocery store , looking for shampoo I ran into my neighbor. He had at least three or four different colors in his hair - all colors of the rainbow. His hair was fashioned in dread locks. 

He asked me what I was looking for. 

"Shampoo!" I replied.

He said :"Me too". 

He then asked me what type I was looking for: oily, normal or dry. I told him I was looking for shampoo for normal hair.

He said "Me too". Then looking at his colorful dread locks, I laughed and said:" Are you sure ?!"  

He looked a bit perplexed and said:" Yes why ?" 

I told him: "There is a good shampoo for your hair but in a different aisle". I then showed him where this shampoo was. When he looked at the shampoo, he got angry and started chasing me around the store, as he found out it was shampoo for carpets only !.

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