Passed Away !!

On my first visit to the state my English was very limited. I called Mr. James, my insurance agent, at home to ask him a question about my policy. He was a nice afro-American man. His wife answered the phone. I asked to speak to him, she replied: “ James passed away “ not understanding the full meaning of her words, then I asked, "What time will he be home?"

She got very irate and asked what I was talking about. At this point I had no idea what she meant, so I politely asked her, “ Would you please ask him to call me when he gets home ?” She then replied with “ Are you nuts ?” I replied: “ What do nuts have to do with this, as I don’t like to eats nuts” then she become very hostile and shouted, "James died " It dawned on me what passed away meant !

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