While I was in Chicago visiting a friend , I bumped into an old lady while walking down the street, she appeared drunk and was babbling to herself . As I was standing at the corner waiting for the light to turn green, she turned to me and said in a rather load voice . “ I told him not to do that “ I looked at her and said : “ Are you talking to me ?” she said , “yes I am !” . Although I didn’t know what she was talking about , I answered , “ No, he shouldn’t do that ! “ I thought by answering her in this manner , she would keep quite . Unfortunately that was not the case. As the traffic light turn green and I quickly walked across the street I could hear her yelling out , " Hey! "  When I turn back to look at her, she said in a loud voice "I’m going to take your pants off !" I wanted to die of embarrassment. As everyone by this time was looking at me, I turned my back on her and ran into the crowd.